Sometimes even the most alluring steampunk needs a little help when it comes to stealing hearts and pitching woo. So next time you’re running game on the charming ladies or dapper gents, take these steampunk pick-up lines out for a spin— seduction has no finer ally.
Our thanks to everyone who tweeted their best pick-up lines.
10.) So, you come to this Victorian-themed steam-powered alternate reality often?
9.) You owe me a clean pair of goggles… mine steamed up when I saw you.
8.) Are your valves open or are you just happy to see me?
7.) I just love a girl in goggles.
6.) Girl, your steam-powered prosthetic mechanical feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
5.) I dare say young miss, but you put the wind beneath my airship!
4.) You can polish my brass any time.
3.) I know you want me… I can see it in your gauges.
2.) Nice tentacles. . . Want to see my Nautilus?
1.) Your dirigible, or mine?