When the gas lamps gutter low and she’s finally undone the many buckles on her leather bodice, a lady may feel that creeping sense of wanting something just a little extra before she crawls into bed, shunts the wolfhounds aside, and closes her eyes.
And should her paramour be absent on this fine evening? Never fear, for lo! Licentiously lovely Lady Clankington has her well covered, with a wide range of so-called infernal devices meant to stimulate the appetites and deepen the fantasy.
So steampunkettes, next time you’re missing Doctor Who, Mister Right – be he villain or hero – or even Missus Right, linger no longer with pointless pangs or somber sighs. You know what to do.